Richie is so weak that he almost can't be seen
Eck is tall and skinny like a string of runner beans
Simon can't walk properly, he has trays instead of feet
And Alan's nose is long and hooked like Jean-Luc's long hooked beak
But I am the perfect image of mankind, made by God to remind him of his son
My back is straight like a straight white line,
Golden apples issued from the hole in my bum