Stopped off at the store for some chips and salsa
Salt and limes and some frozen enchiladas
Had planned a fiesta for me and my baby
Was gonna have it all ready when she pulled into the driveway
But dang now wouldn't you know
Yeah I got everything but the Cuervo gold
So I jumped into the car
Drove down to grandaddy's barn
And got a couple mason jars
And poured that bootleg in the blender
And bout halfway through the dinner
We forgot we didn't remember
The Spanish we learned back in school
We were dancin' the macarena
In our hillbilly cantina
Me and my country girl senorita
Drinkin' moonshine margaritas
Might a been the jalapenos might a been the roses
I'm not sure what it was all that I know is
She leaned 'cross the table in the candlelight
Said you aint made me feel like this in a long time
Then she raised her glass and said
Baby it's goin' straight to my head
If you're thinkin' what I think
Let's have us another drink
Then she gave me a little wink
You look good enough to eata
My bonita mamasita
Do what to my frijoles
Holy guacamole
Let's pour the bootleg in the blender
Forget about the dinner
And the fact we don't remember
The Spanish we learned back in school
Let's dance the macarena
In our hillbilly cantina
Me and my country girl senorita
Drinkin' moonshine margaritas