Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Alarm clocks ringing, I swear it never stops
Sleep a couple more hours, then eat some corn pops
Lay around all day in boxers and flip flops
Turn on my three-sixty and play some Black Ops
Nothin' on TV, so I'm watching iCarly
It's days like these where I'm winning like Charlie
Mom's always complaining saying that I'm so lazy
Who am I kidding? That's definitely not crazy
But, I'll do what I want because the day is mine
I think I'll shut my eyes, relax and recline cause
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothin' at all
Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh
Nothin' at all
Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh
Spend the whole day on Facebook and Twitter
All this laying around isn't making me any fitter
Spent half an hour just sitting on the shitter (Oh my God, that is gross!)
Yeah, I'm doing things slow, not feeling very rushed
Haven't taken a shower, my hair isn't brushed
All these pop cans are crushed, plus the toilet isn't flushed
(Ew, you didn't even flush?!)
But I'll eat this Arby's cause it's good mood food
After saying all of this, I must conclude that
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I'm not gonna do jack squat
But in case you all forgot
I'm lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy
I'm not gonna do any damn thing
Cause all I wanna do is sing
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothin' at all