The Bosses - Like a Boss (Slim Thug Parody) Тексты

I breathe flames - like a boss!
I cause pain - like a boss!
I'm insane - like a boss!
I end games - like a boss!
I ruin worlds - like a boss!
Steal your girl - like a boss!
Evil plan - like a boss!
Evil man - like a boss!

I'm the boss, player
I'm the motherfucking boss
I'm the boss, player
I'm the reason that you lost
Who's the boss, player?
Who's the motherfucking boss?
I'm the boss, player
I'm the reason that you lost

Dr. Wily and Robotnik
We're the scientific bosses
Wanna play, we got the way
To turn wins to losses
Turn truths to falses
My IQ is sweet
We be working on some robots that just cannot be beat
I'm a hedgehog buster
Evil masterminder
Our mustaches will kill you
Better look out right behind you
'Cause you're gonna have to prove your brawn is bigger than brains
Thank our robotic inventions for providing you pain

I'm Magneto and I'm a doctor too
And right now, it ain't just metal I'm attracted to
Oh hi, how you do? I don't mean to intrude
But I just ate four dudes and I'm still looking for bruise
I'm half human, half dragon
Four arms and big weight
I failed out of math but I can rip you in eight
Goro's the top slot
You rose and got dropped
You know I look hot
Black draws and no top

I breathe flames - like a boss!
I cause pain - like a boss!
I'm insane - like a boss!
I end games - like a boss!
I ruin worlds - like a boss!
Steal your girl - like a boss!
Evil plan - like a boss!
Evil man - like a boss!

I'm the boss, player
I'm the motherfucking boss
I'm the boss, player
I'm the reason that you lost
Who's the boss, player?
Who's the motherfucking boss?
I'm the boss, player
I'm the reason that you lost

I'm called Bowser
And I'll be raining flames like a shower
If you're creeping on my castle, better have superpowers
I'm a king, and all my little troops got sting
Punk Rock, mohawk, spikes like bling
Stomping on the plumber
Flames like it's summer
And if you even touch me
Then you're playing like a bummer

Yo, hey
I'm just here for some fights in the street
I'm Akuma, like the Devil, I got fire in my feet
I'm a ginger, if you beat me, you're going straight to the top
But more likely, when we meet
You'll hear your bones go pop

Show me some love
'Cause I've got the biggest sword you've seen
I'm Sephiroth, and I am your Final Fantasy! Ha!
You all are scared of my one black wing
I'm the chosen one son, fairies run when I swing
Created my own kingdoms, yeah, what you've done lately?
Waste of Materia, starting to frustrate me

I breathe flames - like a boss!
I cause pain - like a boss!
I'm insane - like a boss!
I end games - like a boss!
I ruin worlds - like a boss!
Steal your girl - like a boss!
Evil plan - like a boss!
Evil man - like a boss!

I'm the boss, player
I'm the motherfucking boss
I'm the boss, player
I'm the reason that you lost
Who's the boss, player?
Who's the motherfucking boss?
I'm the boss, player
I'm the reason that you lost