men and women
men are like vows, cause they are easily broken, oh yeah
women are like cows, because they both have vaginas
men are like muzzles, because they will try to shut you up, oh yeah
women are like puzzles cause prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote (puzzles still don't)
a man is an eagle, yeah, a women is a dove
women can fake orgasms but men can fake love
women are like fingers and toes, cause they're easy to count on
men are like ravens and crows, cause they hate using condoms
women are like Yahtzees, oh, cause I rarely get them
men are like Nazis, cause they both caused the holocaust, (it's true)
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents
that doesn't make sense, that's not fair, the man's only left with 30
oh, men and women, it's black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite, yeah, oh yeah, yeah
ah, male strippers always look like they're applying lotion
and female strippers when they're dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen
thanks