Verse 1
Posing for the lads for a slap of your cellulite
Cauliflower arse hanging out of your tights
Nothing fucking fits u
Why no one wants to hit u
The fats about to rip through
Your falling out
Sagging tits and ass
And you're calling out
Buy some clothes that fit u
You're fooling no one
And I think you have some issues
Here's number one
You're the size of a planet
So go orbit the sun
Chorus
Fat bitch
No one wants to fuck u your a
Fat bitch
Take what u can get u fucking
Fat bitch
Ur clothes don't fit u your a
Fat bitch
Fat bitch
Verse 2
And let me explain to u
You shouldn't wear a thong
Looks like a scene
From king Kong
And I ain't being mean
It's just the things wrong
Looking at you is like swallowing my tongue
And you're such a fucking slag
Give her 5 years
And call her a fag hag
What's in her bag, fags?
What size do you think you are?
Are you delirious?
I'd say forty
Maybe sixty
Maybe ninety
Or one fifty
To get a fuck
The guys gotta be tipsy
Verse 3
Fat bitch
Saggy tits
Wobbly bits
Cellulite hips
Muffin top
Too big for that top
Might wanna stop
Before you drop