After a night of silvery-limbed limbo
I flag down my liquorice-flavoured beast of burden
A bangers and mash night out on the town
Cavorting and sporting grotesque hand-me-downs
In my gibberish moments
Engrossed in my all-consuming bantasm
I search for both plectops and pentrums
But it severs my momentums
What was it you said last night?
Tomorrow's another day...
I've watched jet-lagged daytime TV
And dreamt of Mayan lions in Aztec discotheques
And as Jesus wept
I and half the world slept
What was it you said last night?
Tomorrow's another day...
Just a tonic laced with gin
Enjoying Sunday jokes in the Mordor Oaks
Let me out of my picture postcard
Like a pimply sponge Bison stampeding hard
What was it you said last night?
Tomorrow's another day
Now it's upon us so drink up
Or this headache's here to stay...