Fred's gotta cheap toupee
Keith's gotta big bouffant on
We all got wigs, so
Let's go
On the neon, neon side
Of town
On the neon, neon side
Of town
Julia's gotta wig
Phyllis has a wig
Cindy's gotta wig
J.T's gotta wig
Carol's fall fell
Bulba's gotta big bouffant on
We all got wigs, so
Let's go
On the neon, neon side
Of town
On the neon, neon side
Of town
On the neon, neon side
Of town
On the neon, neon side
Of town
On the neon, neon side
Of town
On the neon, neon side
Of town
What's that on your head?
A wig
What's that on your head?
A wig
I say what's that on your head?
A wig
What's that on your head?
A wig
Wig wig wig
Wigs on fire, wigs on fire
Wigs on fire, wigs on fire
Wigs on fire, wigs on fire
Wigs on fire, wigs on fire
It's 25 25 and we've got the most wigs alive
Wigs on fire, wigs on fire
Wigs on fire, wigs on fire
Take it higher, take it higher
Take it higher, take it higher
It's 25 25 and we've got the hottest dos alive