Say you pass one place where them call Argra
See the Taj Mahal one of the seven wonder
The golden temple a Amritsar
But you can't reach the-so till you cross the water
The Hindus bath in-a the Ganges river
In-a Bombay city you find the film star
The nicest place are the one Kashmir
Himalaya mountain by the Chinese border
Say the seek them a fight fe Kalistania
In-a pind and city nough people suffer
The greeb them a beg fe food and water
And if you pass one place where them call Calcutta
Be sure to leave a dollar fe the snake Charma
So you take it from the youth the originator
Me are the first DJ from out of India
So each and every one come listen and follow
First time me tell the people about o kith thar
But if you came to me lan you have fe have nough manner
Certain people you meet no the greeting differ
Like you have me breadin mon him are me yar
And autee-jee mon susri-car
And mummy-jee mon key-hal-ya
And Boba-jee mon key-ser-var
Say you have fe no the right way to greet the elder
So take it from Apache ca me have nough manner
Goin fe mix the Indian with the Patwa
From the Hathis trunk a no me drink me water
And me wan me Rani ca me a Raja
Now you no Apache Indian as the edjucator
So listen crowd of people fe the second chapter
Me say cha, ponj, share come after 1, 2, 3, mon
Sus-sar, har-har after A, B, C
Say you have me nan-nar mon with me nan-nee
Then you have me thath-thar mon with me thathe
Me parjee's wife that are me pabee
Me sisters husband me jij-ji-jee
Say you can't drink the liquor without the glosee
You go a India you are Blathee
And when them no that them goin fe beg you rupee
So take it from the youth mon fe everybody
But if you can't understand the words of Apache
You better stick to your Engregee
Me say yes raggamuffin fe the community mon
Put up your hand if you love unity
Goin fe live a ushram like the one Gandhi
So each and everyone go collect your rupee
Goin fe take you fe a trip mon round me country
Now listen crowd of people when me start to utter
Mr. Gandhi was none as the Great Mahathma
Ravi Shankar the greatest sitar player
Who sing like a bird Lathomageska
History in-a me lan made by General Dya
Rajeev are the former Prime minister
And you no this ya youth go cross the border
Goin fe pass one place called Sri-Lanka
And anywhere me go them a ball and hollar
Wether black a washer white a wether Indian brother
Me say yes raggamuffin love them a love this brother
Ca me mix the Indian mon with the Patwa
From the Hathis trunk a no me drink me water
And me want me Rani ca me a Raja
Goin fe take you fe a trip mon round India