Put on your yamukah
Here comes Hannukah
So much funnukah
To celebrate Hannukah
Hannukah is: the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me:
David Lee Roth
Lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas
And the late Dinah Shorah
Guess who eats together at
The Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha-Na-Na
And Arthur Fonzarelli!
Paul Newman's half Jewish
And Goldie Hawn's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking Jew!
You don't need Deck the Halls
Or Jingle Bell Rock,
'Cause you can spin a dreidel
With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock!
Put on your yamukah
It's time for hannukah
The owner of the seattle supersonica
Celebrates Hannukah
O.J. Simpson
But guess who is?
Hall of Famer Rod Carew.
We got Ann Landers,
And her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
Not too shabby
Some people think
That Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well, he's not, but guess who is --
All three Stooges!
So many Jews are in show biz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is!
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Hannukah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Hannukah
So drink your Gin and tonica
And smoke your marijuanica
If you really, really wannaca
Have a happy happy, happy happy Hannukah