Hallowed be thy dung - A fecal tour of fortune
Sitting through mysteries of brown delight
Predicting future guided by excrements
Shallow be thy bung - The truth lies within rectum
Bowing down to the porcelain god
I am anxiously fishing for more predictions
Excremental veracity - We shall bow down to turd almighty
Oh holy crap - Once from the pooper now shall be heard
This pungent mess - The whole wheat shaman of death
Show me the light, from true vision I am bereft
An organic puzzle of methane to behold at last
To behold full breath...
Now comes the fever, a true believer - Epiphany through sordid waste
Through holy feces, a true reliever - Epiphany from this septic tank
Excremental veracity - We shall bow down to turd almight
Oh holy scat - Once from the pooper now shall be heard
This pungent mess - The whole wheat shaman of death
I gain wisdom from every turd
My fecal visions shall forever be heard