We've known each other for a few short years
But seeing you with her brings me to tears
I know we both made a painful choice
But listen to the sincerity in my voice
I've come up with a plan that we can use
Perfectly logical and nothing to lose
There's only one possibility
You've got to kill that bitch and run away with me
You know I'm the one that you adore
I've got more cojones than that whore
I'm not asking you to go on a crime spree
Just this once kill that bitch for me
Just this once kill that bitch for me
She won't see it coming if done right
We could make it out of town tonight
I've got a few trash bags we can use
Just try not to get the plan confused
We've always talked about running away
We never thought we'd ever see the day
And if tonight we can make it to Vegas
We could get Alice Cooper to marry us
So bury her behind the Pizza Hut
You know I'm better than that slut
We'll always love each other right baby
Hurry up, kill that bitch for me
Kill her, kill her
Kill her, kill her
Kill her, kill her
Kill her, kill her
You know you wanna
Kill her, kill her
Just do it for me
Kill her, kill her
Kill her, kill her
You know I'm the one that you adore
I've got more cojones than that whore
We'll always love each other right baby
Just this once kill that bitch for me
Just this once kill that bitch for me
Just this once
Kill her, kill her