(Spoken) I'm very excited to be here, yet again it's an honour to be nominated of course bla de bla de bla
Well last Brits night was so fucking boring
Past the days, yes yes Charlene
Coke in the box, til seven in the morning
Look the wrong way and we end up brawling
Well I had a bit of beef for you know who
And I fucked a few females, stars or two
Nearly everything I said, I'd end up getting screwed
Spitting at the paps looking rude in the news
Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best second person in my year to touch her breasts
I'm nearly forty now and I'm still impressed, it's the mid-life crisis I guess
(Bridge)
Oh I recall
Taking in the wonder of it all
I'm still
(Chorus)
Looking for an answer through the looking grass
Still not concentrating at the back of the class
No thanks sir, this one's for you
It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it
So fucking darling, professional and timid
To be frank sir, I prefer
This showbiz chancer
I still wanna get laid by you, right
Now I know Ive got fat but make no mistake
Every million that I make they bake me a cake
So Ive got plenty, 120
Range Rovers and tweed like am land the gentry
I still wanna get you naked, I see you in the Summer so glad you could make it
I'll be that mega white thing, fast as lightening
In Knebworth shape, but twice as frightening
(Bridge)
If they can't be bothered then I promise you this
If they won't entertain you then I'll do my fucking best
(Chorus)
Looking for an answer through the looking grass
Still not concentrating at the back of the class
No thanks sir, this one's for you
It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it
So fucking corporate, professional and timid
To be frank sir, I prefer
This showbiz chancer
I still wanna get laid by you, right
(Bridge)
Would you let me lay you down right here
Would you let me lay
(Chorus)
Still looking for an answer through the looking grass
Still not concentrating at the back of the class
No thanks sir, this one's for you
It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it
So fucking darling, professional and timid
To be frank sir, I prefer
This showbiz chancer
Still looking for an answer through the looking grass
Still not concentrating at the back of the class
No thanks sir, this one's for you
It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it
So fucking corporate, professional and timid
To be frank sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer
(Spoken) I'm very excited to be here, yet again it's an honour to be nominated of course bla de bla de bla