Too big, too small
Size does matter after all
Zu gross, zu klein
Er knnte etwas grer sein
Mercedes Benz, und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergngen
Ich will nur Spa, mich nicht verlieben
Just a little bit, just a little bitch
You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what's the problem
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see
I can't get laid in Germany
Too short, too tall
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu gross, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
Schnes Frulein, Lust auf mehr
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Just a little bit, be my little bitch
You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what's the problem
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see
I can't get laid in Germany
Germany!
Germany!
You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what's the problem
Let's do it quick
You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what's the problem
Let's do it quick
You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what's the problem
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see
I can't get laid in Germany