If I were a dentist I would take the opportunity to look in your mouth
Girl Voice: whee-ohh-whee-ohh
Maybe if I did then I would better understand just what you're talking about
Girl Voice: whee-ohh-whee-ohh
And if my x-ray picture gave the proper information I'd be back at the start
'Cause every time I try and talk to you my words keep falling apart
Oh ya...Oh ya...Oh ya...
Pretty girls make me nervous
Come on...Come on...Come on...
Pretty girls make me nervous
Oh ya...Oh ya...Oh ya...
Pretty girls make me nervous
Come on...Come on...Come on...
When they're as pretty as you
And if I was a surgeon I would do an operation to examine your heart
Girl Voice: whee-ohh-whee-ohh
I'd check to see if you and me could really ever move beyond the very start
Girl Voice: whee-ohh-whee-ohh
And if my diagnosis turned out positive I'd still be only dreaming of you
'Cause approaching you is something that I know I'd never have the guts to do
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And when she smiles she makes me happy
And when she gets near I get so dreamy ah...
And in my award-winning dream I perform like I was on a movie screen
As I casually pop the question
Do you wanna go out for coffee with me?
Minnie ... "I don't drink coffee"
If I were a lawyer I would argue for the right to kiss you passionately
Girl Voice: whee-ohh-whee-ohh
And if I were a teacher I would rewrite history so you would end up with me
Girl Voice: whee-ohh-whee-ohh
And if I were an architect then I'd be busy drawing up the perfect plan
But of all of these things above so alone is the only thing I am