: Anybody got any questions?
: Aww yeah. What's the jump off?
: What the fuck you mean, "What's the jump off?" You see some shit that's wild that's the jump off
: What's 'whoa'?
: A fuckin' Corvette on the block, two elephants driving sucking a dude's dick. Suicide doors
A forty and a blunt, yep that's the jump off
Shorty had a gun in her cunt
'Bout to shoot at the front of the Chinese shop
Suckin' my cock to some 2Pac, jump off
Throwback, just like apartheid
Or Atari, 2600
Christopher Columbus found it
Y'all try to take it, before he came they were naked
Now, it's, nothing but hip hop
On the block in some brand new flip flops
From JC Penny, Reginald Denny
Make them bitches say "ho"!
Yeah yeah, cop got shot in the his face, that's the jump off
Get laid on your first date, that's the jump off
I got free drugs that I found on the rug
I always look cute when I got no loot
Shit, I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off
Thirty story walking man, walking to Milwaukee and
Hear me on that Walkie Talkie, nigga holla back
If Wong got that crack well than nigga I'm that crack
Alright you understand that shit yet?
No, you guys are just rapping so tell me what it is
Fuck that rapping. Nah we laid that shit down like a glass carpet motherfucker
HUH?!?!
I'm the human jump off, check my calf muscles
They three percent helium
You can't see them, I'm up in the ceiling
And I'll burn up your night like great white did
While I torch that shit like Lisa Lopez
All of y'all niggas is dead, dead
With a dick in your mouth and your tongue pulled out
Fuck on your belly and a booger down south
Wait in the water
Wait in the water children
Wait in the water
I'm not going to trouble the water
Yo, I got a plan
Stickin' these bitches for they gold and they garments
Shut up, your Gucci and your wallet
Be quiet, I'm sorry your parka's a Starter
I wanted your life or your daughter
It's that caviar
??
Soup souffle, creme brulee
Nachos saute and a Chardonnay
Aye, aye, aye, aye
Cozy on the first date, that's the jump off
Got that new Bonnie Raitt, that's the jump off
I just did E and I'm givin' niggas hugs
I always look cute, but I've got no loot
Shit I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off
I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off
I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off
I'm the mother fucking jump off
Alright that's it that's the jump off. Get that shit yet?
NO! Just tell me what it is
Alright, check it like this. The jump off is when you go to candy store and get a free Tootsie Pop. That's the jump off
Oh that's great!
Alright your HIV test comes back positive
Oh no
But chill out. Upon further testing you find out that shit's negative. That's the jump off!
That's great news!
Your dad's in the Russian mafia. That's the jump off
He can beat people up for me
And your worst enemy's momma, gets killed by ninjas at Disney World! That's the jump off!
I love the jump off! I hate Bobby! It's fucking awesome! I love it. It's great! I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off. I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off
Yeah, you got a little fire behind that shit little playa. Yo hold up. Run them sneakers bitch
Oh no. You tricked me