Shrink wrapped in Buffalo then I was packaged with a Butterfinger
I went to college via US Mail and then was traded for a chocolate Zinger
Sleeping in a top desk drawer thank God for MSG
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Oh oh the places I've been
Oh oh the faces I've seen
Oh oh the places I've been
Oh oh the faces I've seen
I lived a while in a friend's sock drawer now stop before you knock it
That was nothing I spent half a month
stuck in some guy's dress shirt pocket
I know it's crazy I don't even own a pair of shoes
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Scotch-taped to the memory card of an Apple IIe computer
I would have lived there for the rest of my life
if it wasn't for the Comp. Sci. tutor
Tim and the Polyglots will never be "Big in Japan"
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I was homeless for about a year I spent six months in a coma
Next thing you know I'm in a hollow tube
looks like I got an honorary diploma
Just goes to show you that a BA really couldn't hurt
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I'm a drifter I move around sometimes I wonder where my heart went
Maybe I lost it back in '89 when I was living in a glove compartment
I guess that shower really wasn't worth it after all
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These days I'm kind of lost, who knows I just might turn up later
I'm kinda pining for the good old days when I lived in a refrigerator
Dave Lennon better be happy that he's in this song
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