Hi everybody how are you doing today?
I´m sorry about the mess that i made
I didn´t mean to eat the fish from your tank
But couldn´t stand watching death wish again
I screw up everywhere i go
So nobody ever drives me home
I´m alone (3x)
I´m drunk and i wanna go home
Even my wife who used to say she loved me
Couldn´t take it anymore said i smell like conan
So she left me for somebody else
Now i know that someone is a woman
Now i drink and disturb everyone
But something tells me it ain´t fun
Chorus
Since my wife left me that day
I decided to put a party on
I said beer and lard were for free
And told everyone that i could meet
Nobody showed up that day
Even my dog went away
Chorus
I´m alone, i´m alone lone lone, i´m alone...
I wanna go home... take me home!!!