I wonder what the best thing is
To have a face or to have charm?
Well, my girl's two-faced and she's a fart-alarm
See I'm not blind and I do have a nose
But I don't wanna use it now
I rather try to follow my heart this time
Good looks, it makes me nervous
I need someone who's not perfect
(So) It's you, you're overweight and lovely
Yes, it's true, a pig in walking shoes
You drool every time we kiss, I must say you rule
I'm falling in love with you
(Yes I do)
I know that all those trendy girls
Would leave me when I'm broke
and also be disgusted when I smoke, no joke
and I don't want no model
Unless she has a major body
Just an ounce of human touch, I realize it's a killercrush
I'm dancing, yeah I'm overjoyed
I took a chance on you, cause I wanted some romance too
and now I'm happy as can be
Cause this supersized woman means all to me