I see you for a minute,
It last me all the day,
But you are always with yourself
And never get away,
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Fantastic man,
How can you stand being so fantastic, man.
Your eyes are orange,
Your hair is olive green,
You are the very tallest man
That I have ever seen,
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Your plastic Stetson
Sits on your hair,
About to lift its glory wings
And fly away somewhere.
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Your hair goes northward,
Your beard goes east and west,
The noble Jack of Diamonds
Is emblazoned on your vest,
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Your laugh comes rolling
On down the Avenue,
The rattle of the traffic
Simply can't compete with you.
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I'm pleased to see you,
I'm pleased to go,
I pass your corner
And I always say Hello,
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You are a wonder
That's wonderful to see,
I sometimes wonder
What do you think of me, Fantastic Man,
(spoken) How can you bear it?