Roll up everybody
Big news in your town
We got something magic
No-one can put down
Some get high on whiskey
Some get high on tea
But everybody's rolling country jam
We all love home-made country jam
Yes, everybody loves our country jam
Mother told the doctor
"Oh doctor, I feel ill"
"Well you just take some of this here medicine
And then you take a pill"
But Aunt Matilda told her, take two times a day
A jar of what we're selling, country jam
In Aphrodisia county
Where the liquor flows like wine
Eating all the money
And stay drunk all the time
Now these days are over, and everybody's free
Turning on to home-made country jam
Turning on to home-made country jam
Turning on to home-made country jam
They're all turning on to home-made country jam
Country jam.