Knock knock, it's going off, drop top
You're halfway there, crop top
You want ketchup with that? THOT dog
I'm ill - cough, cough
Eat up the beat, scoff, scoff
I will walk into your man's house and connect to the hotspot
'Cause I'm B A D
B-A-D
They study me like PHD
Island gyal, so I like reggae
Ooouuu, call me Young M.A
I had to stop and say to myself
"Who is she?" She ain't me
I'm on top, that's VAT
Your mum loves me and your D-A-D
And there is just one thing
That I've never understood
Girls are learning to twerk, but don't know how to cook
Pot noodles on the weekend, everyday beans on toast
I'll run a MC then laugh in your face, just call me Usain Bolt
'Cause I'm a beast
Who are you disrespekking (Who?)
Who are you disrespekking (I said who?)
Put some respek on my name
Then get your neck in
Take shots, I'll photobomb
Don't make me have to phone your mum
I'm outside trying to find reception
You're there trying to find a Pokemon
You go sleep with your makeup on
Eyebrow missing, where's it gone? (where?)
Winged eyeliner, must've flew off (huh?)
Like Scooby
Emoji face, that's spooky
None of these girls don't like me, man
Good, 'cause I be bad
Tell a man shush
Pipe down son
Treat them girls like a 5p bag
I make Euros USD
You'll get kicked down, no UFC
You pout like Donald Duck
Wasteman, Donald Trump
YouTube views, that's millions
Weave on fleek, Brazilian
Hair flick, that's militant
I'll bad you up, Kat Williams
Wah gwarn, like a Rastafarian
You're a likkle fish, that's aquarium
Joker, haha, that's hilarious
I'm too cold, I'm a Saggitarius
I'm Becky with the good hair
Yeah, Becky with the good hair
You just got paid and don't want to buy your baby a pushchair (hmm?)
That's vile
Don't make me flip, Simone Biles
So please don't mess up the motion
You was on a long ting, Frank Ocean
(Blond, we waited)
You go sleep with your makeup on
Eyebrow missing, where's it gone? (where?)
Winged eyeliner, must've flew off (huh?)
Like Scooby
Emoji face, that's spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
That's a bit mad, yeah, that's a bit spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
Spooky
That's a bit mad, yeah, that's a bit spooky
Now pick up all gal that go and sleep with the makeup on though
Wakin' up looking like the ghost emoji
We've all done it, let's not lie
Happy Halloween