Gonna tell you da story
Of reggae shark
There are hundreds of sharks livin’ under da sea
Great whites, hammerheads and white tip reefs
But the one shark discovery always leave out
Is the dreadlocks rasta fish I’m talkin’ about
Reggae shark
Reggae shark is real
Reggae shark
Him got a band with the seals
Reggae shark
He don’t want to harm ya
Reggae shark
He just your ganja
Reggae shark
After dark reggae shark com cruisin’
Some say reggae shark’s part human
Him was cursed by an evil jelly witch
Didn’t have no reason, she was juste a bitch
Some kids were boatin’ and smokin’ a spliff
Reggae shark swam over to ask for a hit
The kids star screamin’ and one of them drowned
Now the sheriff and his posse gonna hunt him down
Reggae shark got no political agenda
Reggae shark
He just wants redemption
Reggae shark
And he also wants ganja
But ya can’t light a spliff when you live underwater
Onde day a drug boat had to drop its load
Reggae shark come along and him eat it whole
Now he’s starvin’ like Marvin
Got the munchies
Then him see the evil sheriff and all his flunkies
He put his fins in the air and said
It wasn’t me fault!
But the sheriff said fire and rifles shot
But it was just a shark decoy tied to a raft
Cus the reggae shark’s a master of da arts and crafts
Reggae shark
He jumped on the boat
And the sheriff fell down his throat
The townspeople cheered
And said: You brought us peace
You took a bite of corruption in the town police
They threw him a huge ticker tape parade
Cus they know that he balances the food chain
They gave him the key to Kingstontown
You should see the tourism he brings in now
You’ve redeemed yourself, said the jelly witch
Me can reverse that curse and grant your wish
Him looked at the witch and he say: Nay
Cus I’m a reggae shark and that’s the way I’ll stay!