If I was your wizard I'd never let you go
I could take you places you ain't apparate befo'
Baby take a chance, Ron'll never have to know
I got money down in Gringotts that I'd really like to blow
Stag, stag, stag on you
Chillin' by the fire then we leavin' with the Floo
(I don't know, Harry)
Like your books we overdue
So say goodbye to the Weasleys
In 3, 2, stag
I like Ginny but the magic's gone
Hey girl, got a spell for you
If I was your wizard, I'd never let you go
Keep you on my wand, girl
My ho from Gryffindo'
And I can slip you Parceltongue
Anything you want
If I was your wizard, I'd never let you do
Having threesomes with Draco
Tell me what you like, yeah
Tell me what you don't
I could be your Voldemort and pull a Nasal van Gogh
I don't never wanna fight
Yeah, I'm through with Dumbledo'
I'm a go all night with Wingardium Levio (sa)
Girlwitch, girlwitch, you could be my girlwitch
You could be my girlwitch, we gonna play some Quittitch
With some luck this time I'll find your snitch
No butterbeer again?
Ah, you's a Dumb...beldore
I like Ginny, but the magic's gone
Hey girl, got a spell for you
If I was your wizard, I'd never you go
Keep you on my wand, girl
My ho from Gryffindo'
And I can slip you Parceltongue
Anything you want
If I was your wizard, I'd never let you go
Keep it up with Skele-gro