Hey, I'm coming out, the closet kept me in
In terms of gay, there’s so much don’t know where to begin
No, I don’t like boys they’re too much man and men
I’ll admit that I’m a girl that wants girls for the win
Sue me if I’m different or sue me if you can
Sorry that I’d pick KStew over any man
I’m Ellen when she’s younger, I’m Lindsay without Sam
I’m Rosi’s homo fanny pack, I’m Spashley’s biggest fan
I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m super duper gay
I’m gayer than a rainbow, I’m gayer than I’ll say
I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m truly very gay
You caught me, I’m a lesbian and I like it that way
Girls, I love their hair I love the way they move
Nope, not questioning I got nothing to prove
Why, force myself to forget what I love?
I’m here, I’m queer, dyke pioneer, I’m all of the above
Maybe I’m not a hipster but boy do I love cats
There’s little things us lezzies do no matter where we’re at
Like tell ourselves that maybe, straight girls must be gay
And we won’t buy denial no matter what you say
I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m super duper gay
I’m gayer than a rainbow, I’m gayer than I’ll say
I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m truly very gay
You caught me, I’m a lesbian and I like it that way
I hope by now you realize I hope I’ve made it clear
My gaydar bounces of the charts I’m lez from ear to ear
This may be too much homo but darling gay means cheer
So smile if you’re homo, hell smile if you’re queer!
I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m super duper gay
I’m gayer than a rainbow, I’m gayer than I’ll say
I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m truly very gay
You caught me, I’m a lesbian and I like it that way