Hi my name's Will and I'm calling from Insidious Invasive Enterprizes Pty Ltd, now before you hang up don't worry I'm not going to try and sell you anything, I'm just going to take your car, your job and all your worldly poessesions in return for a small trinket toy I found in someone else's cereal box. Now have you considered our latest range of totally useless Swedish furniture accessories, with tiny luffy bits attached? We're doing a special deal on these at the moment for the low and easy price of one soul, no attachments. And it doesn't have to be your own soul, it can be that of a family member, friend or pet. Of course there is an easy 30 day trial period during which you can try our products without any strings attached, at the end of which, after 45 days, you can...
AARGH!
If you'll please just listen to me for a...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I'm not going to try and sell...
I DON'T CARE! FUCK!
Orright just one moment of your...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
please sir it'll just take...
I DON'T CARE!
fine
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Yes you do in fact need to buy this product because I told you that you need to but it. You in fact need to get a root canal becuase I need to pay of the 2nd mortgage. You need to renovate your house and add a stupid extension to your kitchen because I want to buy myself a new car. You need to buy some useless overpriced antique that will just sit there looking old because I need to buy myself...
AARGH!
Look just one moment...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Alright look just...
I DON'T CARE! FUCK!
Just a second of your time and all I want...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Look at the size of my...
I DON'T CARE!
'Cause this world's a modern day Marie Antoinette
Let the fuckers eat cake
Lest we ever forget what we've done
Hand me a gun
'Cause this war's not won
Until everything's burnt and dead and fucked.
Everything's falling down
I'M NOT SCARED
Around me...
AND I DON'T CARE
Everything's falling down
I'M NOT SCARED
Around me...
AND I DON'T CARE
And I don't care.
And I don't care.
Care...
Care...