I don't care if you don't like my hair
Because I know it's amazing
And I don't give a damn if you don't like my tan
Because I know it's amazing
And I don't give two hoots if you don't like my boots
Because I know they're amazing
And I don't give a shit if you don't like my tits
Because I know they're amazing
I don't give a crap if you don't like my hat
Because I know it's amazing
And I don't give a poops if you don't like my hoops
Because I know they're amazing
I don't care if you're in my underwear
Because it all feels amazing
And I don't give a fuck if you think I suck
Because I know I'm amazing
I don't give a hurl if you say you like girls
Because I know that you're gayzing
And I don't give a bong if you say that you're hung
Because you're probably praising
And I don't give a fart if you say that you're smart
Because you're boring and lazy
And I don't like dicks cause I like chicks
And you know that's amazing