With a battle cry go forth which is "Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the
gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes. Yes, this is
the show where people bet their lives to win something big. Cause when
your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following: A Grateful Dead life in
which he's been Wallowing. Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance." Met
the National Guard and ya shit in your pants.
Its not you imagination,
its not a bad trippie, yes thats him - Its the big smelly hippy! Hello
Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya. Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
How's things at the ol' manure factory? How's little Tofu? What!? She
grew another head? Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know, kinda makes
your offspring goofy-looking. So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap. I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time, you're
gonna have to put your mouth on this. Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in
Kent State. I bagged four that day. There's nothing like hippy hunting. My dad always use to take
me along with Lee Harvey Oswald.
All right, we're rocking now. Worlds biggest hair, worlds tightest pants
got no circulation but you still can dance. Fashion is a statement and
sometimes a risk. Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
Always in black, looks like he's dead - Here's the art-fag lying on his
death-bed. Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here. Say, what a hairdo. Why it's
awfully big. As big as the.. the.. the Hindenburg and it'll probably go up just
as fast if I put this lighter to it.
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask
you this question: What ever happened to Eddie Munster? I'm looking at
him! Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting
ripped off. Ow, you know that's gotta hurt. Hey, what's Oderus trying to
do with his face? Is that a face-lift? No, he's pulling that face clean
off. Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here..
Gave up pussy, stopped doin' toot. Now you can't wait to give someone the
boot. Elbows and knuckles, all you know how. Follow the heard, just
another cow. Brain full of shit, boots full of lead. Straight from Hitler's ass
here's the nazi skinhead. Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'? How's
Geraldo's nose? Still broken? Well it's good to see ya still on the job.
Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms, always
remember to draw the swastika turning to the right, not to the left,
always to the right.
Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyways?
He doesn't have to tell you. Time to give this nazi skinhead one more
haircut, real close to the shoulders like. Whoa! His heads been
decapitated. Look at all that PSI in his aort artery. Whoa! Is he a
gusher or what?
Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week. We've killed
everybody thats worth killing, hope you do the same. We'll Be back next week
for another edition of Slaughterama. It's full of existential despair. It's
full of people who just don't care. Don't feel sorry for them. They've
chosen there own path in life.
Slaughterama, slaughterama, slaughterama
It's not drama
Slaughterama, slaughterama, slaughterama
It's a thriller