All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I dont care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and the bees
Eat how they damn well please
I dont wanna work for no damn dead waitress
I dont have that kind of patience
Sitting around all day
With never word to say
Raccoons dead
The citys windy
All I think about is Cindy
All the ladies and gents
Are covered in excrement
All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I dont care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and the bees
Eat how they damn well please
High along the hill through the thistle
Pass the factory across the trestle
The teacher slit my wrist
Forever class I miss
He was like a fire
She was like a feather
It was hell to live together
I bid them all so long
Im happy, them days are gone
All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I dont care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the bird and the bees
Eat how they damn well please
All she wants to drink is lemon spritzer
She dont care with the lemon spritzer
Who wants to spend their time
Choking on lemon
Cause Im high on Halloween candy
Cause Im high on Halloween candy