Epic Rap Battles of History - Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley Şarkı Sözleri

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ELVIS PRESLEY! VS! MICHAEL JACKSON!
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Oooh, Elvis Presley as I live and breathe
You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese
You dance like an epileptic: Nothing but left feet, I've seen it
Every record you set, man, I beat it
Here's a tip: Don't swallow a bucket of drugs
So you won't die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love
I'm Bad, I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up
Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up
Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede
Even in death I go platinum on Blu-Ray
Spitting out hits since I was six years old
I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls


Well I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap
You ain't got half the badass battle raps that I have
I got one for your monkey, two for your clothes
Three for your family and four for your nose
You better surrender talkin' about them ABC's
Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees
This is the big time, Jacko, no dress rehearsal
I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial
I can tell you're angry but I can't comprehend it
I stole from black culture, why are you offended?
Your Daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy
Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony!


Ohhh, It's about time for a Thriller
Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla
I'm going Off The Wall, I won't stop 'til I get enough
Whooping your big fat ass with my shiny glove
How you gonna talk about the birds and bees
When you met your own wife when she was only 14
Then you made one daughter, she (Ah) came to me
I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee
You shoulda stayed in the army dude, (Shamone)
Even Tito looks better than you
I'm singing Aaaahhhhhh, you're singing Don't be Cruel
There's only one crown baby, let the one King rule