BRONCO: If it didn't go fast, could rock-n-roll make you wanna twist,
make you wanna shout, make you wanna dance?
And if it didn't go fast, would a roller coaster make you wanna scream,
make you wanna gasp, make you wanna wet your pants?
TEX: And if it didn't go fast, could fast food have ever caught on?
You gotta order fast, eat fast, leave.
You can slow up for the drive through a little bit, but if you gotta do,
you gotta order fast, eat fast, leave.
B,T: 'Cuz if it didn't go fast, it would never really last, so it better go fast.
LORETTA: Listen up now.
And if it didn't go fast, would Kittyhawk have ever taken off,
Would a man have ever made it to the moon?
And if it didn't go fast, could the Enterprise enter hyperspace,
could Superman ever catch a goon?
TEX: Or how about Batman, Thing, the Flash, or Flash Gordon,
Spiderman, or Supergirl, or Thor?
BROKEN: Or how about the X-Men, Mod Squad, Josie and the Pussycats,
Scooby Doo, the Fantastic Four?
B,T,L: They all went fast, 'cuz they had to go fast, 'cuz they wanted to last.
We fall in love fast, so we can take the rest of life slow;
'cause once you've gone to love, there ain't no place else to go.
So you better fall in love fast,or someone else just might.
Gentlemen, start your engines; buckle your seatbelts tight!
B: 'Cuz if it didn't go fast, could a Kawasaki ever pop a wheely?
T: Could a jeep do donuts in the parking lot?
L: Could a motorbike jump over a monster truck?
B: Could a monster truck jump over a motorbike?
T: Could Mary Lou have ever scored the perfect ten?
L: Could Martina have ever won at Wimbledon?
B: Could Gretsky have ever won the Stanley Cup?
T: Could Ty Cobb have ever batted three-sixty-seven?
B,T,L: No! They had to go fast, 'cuz they wanted to last.
B: Well if it didn't go fast, would light ever reach us from the sun,
or would the earth grow dark and freeze?
T: And, if it didn't go fast, could fiber optic cable ever carry light
across the country into our TVs?
L: If it didn't go fast, could I ever watch MTV or TNT or HBO or Nickelodeon?
T: If it didn't go fast, could I download porn?
Just kidding 'bout the porn, you're the only porn I need.
B,T,L: 'Cuz if it didn't go fast, it would never really last, so it better go fast.