Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom.
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine.
Do you remember the way it was when I was home,
Before I left you all alone?
CHORUS
Now I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and that is all that I can think about
when you tell me that you cheated.
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and that is all that I can think about
when you tell me that you cheated on me.
I knew that you would
I knew coz you told me it runs in the family.
And I did the same,
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame.
Do you remember the way it was for us,
Before all of the blow jobs on the bus?
CHORUS
Now I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and that is all that I can think about
when you tell me that you cheated.
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and that is all that I can think about
when you tell me that you cheated,
Tell me that you cheated.
Why should I care about the long run?
What should it matter to me?
I always knew I'd end up with no-one,
And now I know that the end is near,
Coz you've replaced me.
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in out bedroom, (CHORUS)(quietly)
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine.
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
Just tell me his name! (CHORUS)
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom!
Just tell me his name!
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine!
END OF CHORUS
Tell me that you cheated,
Tell me that you cheated on me!