Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining
He? already waited too long to begin
The world is on one side
And I'm on the other
And I read in a magazine
I am what I is
I am....
Brian the actor
He caters on Saturdays
With cufflink and bowtie
He would bring me a drink
He tells me he sweats it
Like pig in a blanket
And I ran out of toothpicks
But I don't have to think
And I am
Oooooh...
But autumn will come
And everyone loves you when you've already won
And I'm here to tell you that I don't care if up turns you down
Just to hear you say I am what I am
When I am what I is
I am what I am
When I am what I is
Katie is lonely
She lives with her parents
She saves all her money
So she can spend it in Spain
Her mums doesn't get it
She says to forget it
I told her we're different
But she knows we're the same
And I am...
Ooohhhh....
But autumn will come
And everyone loves you when you've already won
And I'm here to tell you that I don't care if up turns you down
Just to hear you say I am what I am
When I am what I is
I am what I am
When I am what I is
Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining
And I am what I am
And I am what I is
Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining
And I am what I am
And I am what I is