We sleep all day and rock the night
We just get up to start another fight
We kiss and then we bite
We are trainwrecks
You don't keep house and I'm a slob
You're freakin' out 'cause I can't keep a job
We don't update our blogs
We are trainwrecks
People love to tell us what to do
That's just 'cause their jealous of me and you
We're diggin' through the couch for cash
We're takin' cabs 'cause both our cars are trashed
But we're still kickin' ass, we are trainwrecks, trainwrecks
We're still kickin' ass, we are trainwrecks
We think it's uncool to be on time
Moochin' off our friends is not a federal crime
Someday we'll cut our critics down to size
And crash a Diddy party in disguise
We fall but then we rise, we are trainwrecks, trainwrecks
That's the story of our lives, we are trainwrecks, trainwrecks
That's the story of our lives, we are trainwrecks