Waylon Jennings - Too Dumb For New York Lyrics

Verse 1:
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When i first saw New York city

I was green down to the core

You could see my red neck glowing

For a mile or maybe more
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Between the hustlers and the hookers

I must have made their day

Cause they peeled me like an apple,Lawd
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And sent me on my way


Bridge 1:

When you're pushed and shoved and almost mugged

It ain't no place to be

So i came to one conclusion
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New York ain't for me


Chorus:
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From sea to shining sea

And coast to coast

Somewhere in the middle

Is the land i love the most
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I ain't California pretty

I can't survive the Great White Way

I'm too dumb for New York city
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And too ugly for L.A.


Verse 2:

I made my way to Tinseltown

To Hollywood and Vine

Out among those pretty faces

I'd surely find a place for mine
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The way i walk-the way i talk

They'll hang on every word

But don't call me,i'll call you
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Was all i ever heard


Bridge 2:

In L.A. what they're thinking

Ain't what they talk about

At least in New York city
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There's never any doubt


Chorus.

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I'm too dumb for New York city
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And too ugly for L.A.