Oberheim, Yamaha
Steinway and the lot
Well, I must have played the wrong piano
'Cause it left me with, I don't know what
So don't talk to me about mistakes
Yes, we all simply have got to take precautions
Well, I must have played the wrong piano
'Cause now I just feel nauseous
Some sexual turned into some biblical
And then became a game of just trivial pursuit
Now, I used to gnaw on every word
But now I don't know what's the use
Ruppert Murdock and Larry Flint
Bob Guccione and the U.S. mint
I took out the wrong subscription
And I don't know what I'm gonna end up spending