I'm the man who says he can,
they're telling me I'll never learn
Now I just do the things that I do.
I'm the man with golden charm,
the diamond studded daring man,
the u.n.p.k.c.o.c.
Wash your face in fire, fire
Or any other odd desire.
I don't care what things you must do.
Push your luck, aspire, 'spire.
Take the bar and move it higher.
I got Lady Luck on my side.
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When she leaves, don't bury me, just lay my body down (x2).
I never outstayed, I never outstayed, I never outstayed my welcome. (x2).