You've heard of Puxsatony Phil, well maybe you haven't
but do you recall... the most famous groundhog of all?
Gus the Groundhog had a very big shadow
and if you ever saw it, you would go jump in a hole
all of the other groundhogs, use to laugh and call him names: "Roadkill"
then one foggy groundhog day, the person in charge of groundhogs came to say
"Gus with your big shadow, you're going to jump back in your hole"
then all the groundhogs loved him, as they shouted out with glee
"Gus the Groundhog, you're a big fat jerk!"
BOB THE BUNNY
You've heard of Bugs and Phil, well you have heard of Bugs
but do you recall... the most famous bunny of all?
Bob the Bunny had a very big front teeth
and if you ever saw them, you would probably get rabies
all of the other bunnies, use to laugh and call him names: "Trix"
then one foggy Easter, the person in charge of bunnies known as the Easter Bunny came to say
"Bob with your big front teeth, why don't you deliver these damn eggs"
then all the bunnies loved him, as they shouted out with glee
"Bob the Bunny, you're doing all our work!"
TOM THE TURKEY
You've heard of Butterball, well just Butterball
but do you recall... the most famous turkey of all?
Tom the Turkey had a very big belly
and if you ever saw them, you would say "hey Tom you're really fat."
all of the other bunnies, use to laugh and call him names: "Chicken"
then one foggy Thanksgiving day, the Tom Perdue came to say
"Tom with your big belly, I'm gonna chop off your head."
then all the turkeys loved him, as they shouted out with glee
"Tom the Turkey, you deserved it!"