Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty dumpty had a great big fall
All the kings horses
And all the kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
Humpty dumpty and Betty Louise
Stole a Sony and some Camembert cheese
She said "Humpty baby, take me
Oooh, yeah, take me to the river
'Cause I like the way it runs, yeah,
Take me to the river
You know I like the way it runs, yeah"
He said
"Everything's going my way"
He said
"Maybe it's my lucky day"
And he said
"Anything you want
I can give"
She said, "I wanna take your picture
Just for me"
He said, "Anything"
She said, "Up there, baby
Get on the wall babe"
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
And looked at her as he was falling
And all the kings horses
And all the kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
Hey, Betty Louise
Hey, Betty Louise
She said, "I like
Custard in the summer, honey
Oh yeah, what it takes to be queen
Hey, what it takes to be queen
What it takes to be...oh"