Tobuscus - I Can Swing My Sword Lyrics

Do you like my sword-sword-sword
my diamond sword-sword
you cannot afford-ford-ford
my diamond sword-sword
even if you could-could
I have a patent

No one else can make a sword
exactly in this manner-manner
Welcome to my manor-manor
I ca-ca-ca-canna-canna

Swing-swing-swing my sword-sword
I can swing my sword sword
whenever I get bored bored
I can swing my sword sword!

Once I hit the floorboards
But I had it restored
and it was expensive
but it was a write-off

swinging is my business
and by that I mean swinging swords
please do not ignore
do you like my sword?

HA! That was rhetorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
Its made of freaking diamonds

If you dont youre lying
But that would fine
Because it is awesome
And youre probably jealous

I can swing my sword-sword
Because I am the lord-lord
The lord of diamond swords

--SHUT UP
--Give me the sword
No its mine
--Give it
Its mine!
--NO! aww
--SHUT UP
I'll see you in court!