Well I'm a state,
And I'm a fucking mess,
Look like shit is what I do best,
I don't care what they think of me,
They think I'm dirt and I agree,
I'm the ugliest fucker on planet earth,
I scared my mum when she gave birth,
The ugly tree is where I fell out,
And hit every fucking branch on the way down.
You tell me I'm pretty,
But you know that's just a lie,
How could someone so beautiful,
Love such an ugly guy.
Well I'm ugly and you know it's true,
I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,
I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,
When they gave out looks,
I was out to lunch,
Well I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,
I'm ugly, I don't know what to do,
I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,
When they gave out looks,
I was out to lunch.
Well I'm revolting and hideous too,
If you were me what would you do?
Wait a sec let me think this through,
Why the fuck would I listen to you,
Repulsive and hard to look at,
You call me deformed and that's a fact,
Patron Saint of Ugliness,
I am what I am, And I'm a mess.
You tell me I'm pretty,
But you know that's just a lie,
How could someone so beautiful,
Love such an ugly guy.
Well I'm ugly and I know it's true,
I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,
I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,
When they gave out looks,
I was out to lunch,
Well I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,
I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,
I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,
When they gave out looks,
I was out to lunch.
U-G-L-Y I ain't got no alibi,
U-G-L-Y I ain't got no alibi.
I'm ugly and you know it's true,
I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,
I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,
When they gave out looks,
I was out to lunch,
Well I'm ugly, you know it's true,
I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,
I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,
When they gave out looks,
I was out to lunch.