The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Mister Patricide Lyrics

I killed my mum and I killed my dad,
My teachers always said I was a disturbed lad,
I was nervous at first but now I'm glad,
They're dead and gone!

My mother in the shower and my father in bed,
Chainsaw to mummy, daddy's got no head,
I was nervous at first but now I'm glad,
They're gone!

Cause I'm Mister Mister Patricide,
Don't give a fuck if you live or die,
My unlucky parens have seen the light,
Mummy and daddy die die died!

Family affairs is all I need,
After two fucking years of therapy,
Tell my parents to fuck off,
Choke, choke, choke until they cough.

I killed my mum and I killed my dad,
My teachers always said I was a disturbed lad,
Nervous at first but now I'm glad,
They're dead and gone!

Mister Mister Patricide,
Don't give a fuck if you live or die,
My unlucky parents have seen the light,
Mummy and daddy die die died!

I killed my mum and I killed my dad,
Teachers always said I was a disturbed lad,
I was Nervous at first but now I'm glad,
They're dead and gone!

Mister Mister Patricide,
Don't give a fuck if you live or die,
My unlucky parents have seen the light,
Mummy and daddy die die died!
Die Die Died!
Die Die Died!
Die Die Die!
Die! Die!
Mister Patricide!