During practice you were always ready
Ran the plays so strong and steady
We pledged that we would tear them apart
But when it counted you lost your heart
We thought you had a tight grip on the ball
They tried to tackle you, you would not fall
But when it counted you lost your grip
The field was dry but you still slipped
You're offsides! You can't defend the things you do
You're offsides! We no longer have faith in you
You're offsides! You made the choice to leave the crew
You're offsides! We can't even stand the sight of you.