Youve got a lazy eye that stops seeing me from time to time
Youve got a sleazy side that builds up quite an appetite
But you never, you never
But you never, you never
You never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never
Who will your cheeky smile shine on this time
Is it good in the bushes with Mr. Tonight
Half an hour for a drag on his Marlboro Lights
Babes wont be long, shes just being real nice
But I saw through that fakery
Because he left his lighter with me
So tell me something truthful dear
All these stories will make you the bitch of the year
But you never, you never
But you never, you never
You never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never turned him on
Youve got a lazy eye that stops seeing me from time to time
Youve got a sleazy side that builds up quite an appetite
So will his Eton smile pull you this time
Like a moth to a pool of bright halogen light
Hes got sneers , hes got manners, youll be in good care
til tomorrow when hell leave you for football and beer
Because Im not in love with you
Just amused by the situations you get through
So tell me something truthful dear
All these stories will make you the bitch of the year
But you never, you never
But you never, you never
You never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never, you never turned him on
You never turned him on