Team StarKid - To Be a Man Lyrics

Superman:
I am a man of justice
I am a man of might

Batman:
I am a man of vengeance
I am a man of the night

You're such a sycophantic suck up
How can you call yourself a man?
You say you fight for truth and justice?
I say you're working for the man, man!

Superman:
You line your mask with lead
But I can see into your soul
I see a scared little boy

Batman:
(Spoken) wait, what?

Superman:
Behind the cape and the cowl

Fuck you!

Batman:
I'm gonna kick your ass

Fuck you!

Superman:
I'm taking you down

Fuck you!

Superman:
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!

Batman:
I've learned a lot about life
Since I got myself a bro

Superman:
You mean your tiny little sidekick?
You guys are so adorable

Batman:
You're only jealous man

Superman:
(Spoken) ah, yeah

Batman:
It's so obvious, so clear

Superman:
Me with a sidekick?
Come on...

Batman:
I've got one for you right here!

Fuck you!

Superman:
I'm gonna kick your ass

Fuck you!

Batman:
I'm taking you down

Fuck you!

Superman:
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!

All of your toys amuse me
The boat, the batmobile, the bike, the plane
But you can't grappling hook me
Can't hit me with your boomerang, naw!

Batman:
You look cool in your tights

Superman:
(Spoken) thanks

Batman:
For an alien dick

Superman:
(Spoken) what?

Batman:
I got some kryptonite tonight
I'm onto your shtick

Superman:
(Spoken) fuck you!

Fuck you!

Superman:
I'm gonna kick your ass

Fuck you!

Batman:
I'm taking you in

Fuck you!

Batman:
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!

Fuck you!