mike epps:hey hey hey come on in.
female: hey babe.
mike epps:yea yea whats been goin on?
female:hey how u doin just been out runnin around.what u up to?
mike epps:yea im doin good come on in lemme take ya coat. u know they make this little coat in leather dont u?
female:oh they do so u gon go get it for me?
mike epps:yea lemme gon and hang it up. gon and sit down.
female:how you doin?
mike epps:im doin good im doin good im doin so good dat BITCH i followed u today.
female:what nigga is u crazy wat u mean u followed me?
mike epps:yea naw dont dont go stutterin du du du du du yo ass. gon and sit down.
female:what is wrong with u?
mike epps:yea i followed u today u was comin out of the chicken place. u just got u a 6 piece wing with a green bean and a yam bitch i had seen what u had ordered.
female:nigga u aint seen shit.
mike epps:u had a ol monkey ass nigga with u.
female:u the only monkey ass nigga i know.
mike epps:this nigga had baby powder all over his chest with a whole bunch of kinked up necklaces 'n' shit. wit i love u mom and dad and fake oozies and shit.
female:u talkin bout yoself ol extra regular ass nigga.
mike epps:now my first reaction was to run up on u and just grab the back of ya pants and give u a weggie just put the thong all up in ya ass.
female:dont touch nobody.
mike epps:i said naw
female:dont touch me.
mike epps:bitch i said naw.
female:i dont wanna be dealin with yo ass u need to stop talkin to me crazy fagit.
mike epps:then u had the nerve u had the nerve to got cut yo hair low like a nigga. BITCH yo head look like a dirty tennis ball mat.
female:do u talk to yo mamma like this thats y she dont like yo ass.
mike epps:u the only bitch i know till this day to take a good pair of dirty pants out the clothes hamper and iron them till the look like blue leather pants. nigga just iron chicken stains and jelly stains all in the ass of the pants.
female:u wanna talk about somebody jeans but nigga u cant spray calone over dirty ass clothes okay u better watch yo back nigga ima have touched.
mike epps:talkin bout u gon have me killed bitch how u gon have me killed with 439 dollars a month.
female:somebody need to have u killed ol sorry ass.
mike epps:u have me killed bitch u gettin kicked out the house period.
female:shut nigga u stink okay always talkin shit just make me sick. with ya broke ass u aint got shit u aint shit ya feet stank nigga ya nasty ya dirty ya look bad ya talk stupid ya dumb. say this shit to t.i.