Boy 1 was famous from TV
He carved my name into a tree
First cut's the deepest
And I left him bleeding
Boy 2 had earned a law degree
He charged me with a felony
I stole his heart
And pled insanity
I know
Nothing lasts eternal in life
But love hurts forever
Boy 3 worked at the cemetery
His crooked smile was kinda sweet
All things must end
Now he is 6 feet deep
Boy 4 was filthy rich indeed
He flew a private jet but see
He crashed and burned
There's just no buying me
I know
Nothing lasts eternal in life
But love hurts forever
Every heart that's broken is a murder one
Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun
Have mercy on me, now the deed is done
'Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one
Boy 5 composed a symphony
Strings and choir just for me
Then he turned deaf
It was a tragedy
Boy 6 lived in a monastery
He chose a life of poverty
I chose Chanel
So much for chastity
I know
Nothing lasts eternal in life
But love hurts forever
Every heart that's broken is a murder one
Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun
Have mercy on me, now the deed is done
'Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one
Every heart that's broken is a murder one
Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun
Have mercy on me, now the deed is done
'Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one
Boy 7 was a don of all Sicily
He tried to kiss
And tell on me so now he
Sleeps with the fishes, arrivederci baby
Last boy was a director on a silver screen
He went and wrote a slasher flick just for me
When he said cut
I took it literally
Every heart that's broken is a murder one
Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun
Have mercy on me, now the deed is done
'Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one
Every heart that's broken is a murder one
Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun
Have mercy on me, now the deed is done
'Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one