You never move in trendy circles
You don't have a social life
You never seek sophistication
You're under qualified
You never heard Debussy
You never had the time
But everything that you do is wonderful
You're cheap as the perfume that you wear
You're cheap as the bottled sunshine in your hair
You're cheap as Americana and you see
You're cheap as your sunbed suntan, cheap as me
You don't know any famous people
Your life is never televised
You never had a decent teacher
You never studied genocide
You never read De Beauvoir
You never had the time
But everything that you say is wonderful
You're cheap as the perfume that you wear
You're cheap as the airbrushed women cheap as air
You're cheap as Americana and you see
You're cheap as your bottled suntan
Cheap as cheap as me
Shine onward with your life
Shine
You're cheap as the perfume that you wear
You're cheap as the bottled sunshine in your hair
You're cheap as Americana and you see
You're cheap as your sunbed suntan, cheap as me
Cheap as me
You're cheap as me
You're cheap as me
You're cheap as me
You're cheap as me
You're cheap as me
You're cheap as me
You never seek sophistication
You don't have a social life
You never read Prozac Nation
You never had the time