In the summer in the afternoon, the sun was hot, in fact it
Burnt a hole in my shoe, I couldn't kick the cat for a month.
London Bridge is falling down, spare a penny ? yes if you can
Change a pound-I've been caught by the pockets before !
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Is it right that there should be someone
If there is a simple explanation
Please excuse me but it's not really me
It's the man in my head !
It can be a normal kind of day-I change my mind and then
I change it back again. I talk but I have nothing to say.
So if you think I'm being rude or ignorant or simply just in a
Mood, don't wind me up it just makes it worse.
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I like the things that make me laugh
And nothing's quite as funny-as a fart in the bath !
Rhubarb and custard or a ha'penny chew
So much to choose from-I must admit I've sucked quite a few
And they never made my teeth fall out !
Then all those numbers like E102 and cheese and chocolate
Only to be flushed down the loo-what goes around comes
Back again !