Don't wear the pants
If they are skinny
Stop SPS, change the way you dress
Tight is no longer in it
When you hear fashion calling
Think about of what your falling
And join our big pants family
And that day
That day
It's almost in our reach
Don't wear the pants (don't wear those pants)
If they are skinny (ow, they're so skinny!)
Stop SPS, change the way you dress (ow!)
Cause tight is no longer in it (you know they aren't in!)
It's time to stop the pain
Let your blood circulate
Big pants slide on so easily
Don't wear the pants
If they are skinny
Stop SPS
Change the way you dress
Cause tight is no longer in it
It's time to stop the pain
Let your blood circulate
Big pants slide on so easily